What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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