so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
