i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
you win again, gameday.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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