i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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