Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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