New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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