I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
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