I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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