If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
