On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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