You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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