i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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