shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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