Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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