do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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