They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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