Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
they're like a gay fantastic four
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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