Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Randomize
