You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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