Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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