JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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