is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Did I show you my penis last night?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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