So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize
