On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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