seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Randomize
