I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
im drinking this country out of the recession.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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