when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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