is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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