this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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