never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
You were trust falling into bushes
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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