Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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