all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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