I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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