i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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