i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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