I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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