TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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