This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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