Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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