Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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