these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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