Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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