But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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