i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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