Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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