Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
sex on a bike is impossible
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