I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
