You surviving the open bar?
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hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
why is half of my head shaved?
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