he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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