Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I wish i was in the wii world.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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